I agree with James Lileks regarding this Twin Cities crime post; where to begin?
Two employees of Bridge Realty, 102 North Chestnut St., baked brownies laced with marijuana and brought them to work, and they did not tell their co-workers of the ingredients, police said. One co-worker became ill and was transported to the hospital. The men, ages 32 and 35, admitted what they had done and felony charges are pending, police said.
As James said.....
Thirty-two and thirty-five years old. Nice work, boys. Perhaps they're reserving pranks like whoopee cushions for their sedate, settled forties.
Which may about how old they'll be when they get out of jail.