I went to see what Chairman Bill had to say about the upcoming royal wedding, and found this.
Not having his glasses to hand, the Chairman blindly grabbed a nearby open Tupperware box into which he put the bacon bits before taking it outside to scatter on the salad.
Later, when Hay and the Chairman were doing the washing up, Hay enquired how the Tupperware box for the cat’s kitty crunchies had gotten into the washing up.
Anyway, the upshot is that kitty crunchies make excellent and economical salad croutons and no-one can tell the difference.
I find that unreasonably funny. I must say,however, that I'm not sure of the economical part of that statement, based on what I've seen of cat food prices versus those of human food.