Officer, I'd Like To Be Arrested

Via Dave Barry.....Sometimes a lawman's job is just too easy.

Honesty Knight, 32, 112 W. Waid Ave., was a front-seat passenger in a vehicle that Trooper Eric Perkins stopped at Willard and Madison streets for a traffic violation.

When Perkins was talking to the driver about the traffic stop, Knight obtained the officer's approval to light a cigarette.

She was arrested after Perkins asked to see the cigarette, which contained marijuana, not tobacco.

Perhaps she should consider a different first name.