Dave Barry pointed me to this.
A suspect was charged with felony assault of a public servant after allegedly licking Sgt. Jay Newton on the face early Wednesday.
They frown upon that.
"We encourage people not to lick our police officers," (Police Chief Jeff) Pynes told The Facts newspaper in Brazoria County. "We want you to like them, not lick them."
Personally I don't lick people I don't like, but I'm a bit shy. I do agree with this......
"It's hard to say why he did it," Pynes told 11 News. "Whatever he was drinking, I wouldn't want it."