Lemmonex ponders a change of affections.
Come to think of it, I could spend the rest of my life with some hummus. I am sure my trusty bowl of puree would be a loyal, constant companion. He tastes good, I am sure he is faithful (though he may cast a sideways glance at a bag of pita chips, I am sure I would always be number one in his book) Seeing as he is an inanimate object, he would stay out of my way and would never smart off. Of course, he wouldn’t clean up around the house and probably would provide minimal physical satisfaction, but I know enough bars where I can find someone take care of my carnal desires…
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It is so sad it has come to this...
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