Friday, November 28, 2008

Blowout Indeed

Dave Barry provided one couple's answer to the dilemma of what to do when the football game is boring.

The duo — a 38-year-old woman and a 26-year-old man from Carroll and Linden, Iowa, respectively — turned a handicapped toilet stall into their love nest about 8:30 p.m., late in the Hawkeyes' 55-0 trouncing of the Gophers.

A crowd of intoxicated fans gathered in the restroom to laugh and cheer the off-the-field action, until an Avalon Security guard tipped off University of Minnesota police to the ruckus.

The legal repercussions were minor, but the personal fallout may be more troublesome.

.....the woman was embarrassed about being caught: She initially gave a false name to officers and had to be identified by her husband before she was released.

The man was attending the game with his girlfriend, according to police.

1 comment:

larryniven said...

I love Dave Barry, but...that's disgusting. Thank goodness all the sporting events I attend (Pirates games) are libido-killingly depressing, because that is the last thing I want to have to deal with.