Via Dave Barry.....The audience for the Inauguration may not have been just worldwide.
News footage captured a shadowy object flashing across the sky before the new President’s speech.
UFO experts are convinced it shows an alien craft speeding behind the 555ft-high monument – but sceptics say it was a bird or a bat.
I can think of some reasons aliens would be there:
- They wanted to get in line for federal bailout money.
- All those drunk people in one spot makes for really efficient anal probing.
- They were supposed to take Dick Chaney back to the mothership to resume his command, but they showed up early.
- Most likely: they've been been monitoring us for long enough that they had to see for themselves that we elected a black man President.