Wednesday, March 18, 2009

I'm Sure God Wouldn't Notice

via Bob Schwartz..... having trouble squeezing in enough prayer? Get computerized help!

Information Age Prayer is a subscription service utilizing a computer with text-to-speech capability to incant your prayers each day. It gives you the satisfaction of knowing that your prayers will always be said even if you wake up late, or forget.

As Bob said..... So for as little as $3.95 a month ($1.99 for a Muslim childrens prayer), you can get those extra prayers in that should guarantee your entrance into the afterlife of your choosing. What a deal!

I think if you've reached this point, you should just admit that you really don't care anymore and give up whatever religion you're barely acknowledging.