Sunday, September 14, 2008

Less Beefcake

As the New England Patriots face their first full game without Tom Brady, The Onion assesses the collateral damage.

But football and demographics analysts agree that Brady's injury surely changes the rugged, weatherbeaten complexion of the entire NFL, where the Patriots, winners of three Super Bowls since 2001 with Brady as their quarterback and spokesmodel, were the strong female-fan favorite. However, Belichick denied the team reached out to any other more experienced or handsome quarterbacks.

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